This ain’t Texas (woo)Ain’t no hold ‘em (hey)So lay your cards down, down, down, downSo park your Lexus (woo)And throw your keys up (hey)Stick around, ‘round, ‘round, ‘round, ‘round (stick around)And I’ll be damned if I can’t slow dance with youCome pour some sugar on me, honey tooIt’s a real-life boogey and a real-life hoedownDon’t be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, wooHah (woo)There’s a tornado (there’s a tornado)In my city (in my city)Hit the basement (hit the basement)That shit ain’t pretty (that shit ain’t pretty)Rugged whiskey (rugged whiskey)’Cause we survivin’ (‘cause we survivin’)Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin’ time, yeahOoh, one step to the rightWe headin’ to the dive bar we always thought was niceOoh, run me to the leftThen spin me in the middle, boy, I can’t read your mindThis ain’t Texas (woo)Ain’t no hold ‘em (hey)So lay your cards down, down, down, downSo park your Lexus (woo)And throw your keys up (hey)And stick around, ‘round, ‘round, ‘round, ‘round (stick around)And I’ll be damned if I can’t slow dance with youCome pour some sugar on me, honey tooIt’s a real-life boogey and a real-life hoedownDon’t be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, wooAnd I’ll be damned if I cannot dance with youCome pour some liquor on me, honey tooIt’s a real-life boogey and a real-life hoedownDon’t be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, wooWoo-hooWoo-hooWoo-hooThere’s a heatwave (there’s a heatwave)Comin’ at us (comin’ at us)Too hot to think straight (too hot to think straight)Too cold to panic (cold to panic)All of the problemsJust feel dramatic (just feel dramatic)Now we’re runnin’ to the first bar that we find, yeahOoh, one step to the rightWe headed to the dive bar we always thought was niceOoh, you run to the leftJust work me in the middle, boy, I can’t read your mindThis ain’t Texas (woo)Ain’t no hold ‘em (hey)So lay your cards down, down, down, down, ohSo park your Lexus (hey)And throw your keys up (hey)And stick around, ‘round, ‘round, ‘round, ‘round (stick around)And I’ll be damned if I cannot dance with youCome pour some sugar on me, honey tooIt’s a real-life boogey and a real-life hoedownDon’t be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (woo)And I’ll be damned if I cannot dance with youCome pour some liquor on me, honey tooIt’s a real-life boogey and a real-life hoedownDon’t be a, come take it to the floor now, oohTake it to the floor now, oohHoops, spurs, bootsTo the floor now, oohTuck (ooh) back (ooh), oops (ooh)ShootCome take it to the floor now, oohAnd I’ll be damned if I cannot dance with youBaby, pour that sugar and liquor on me tooFurs, spurs, bootsSolargenic, photogenic, shoot
